Tattoos, R6 bikes, graffiti, Nissans, Newports, thrift stores, sexy honeys, cute clothes, baking, surfing, introspection, skateboarding and skateboarders, hooping, science. Basically.
"I don’t believe in marriage. I think at worst it’s a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense. At best, it’s a happy delusion - these two people who truly love each other and have no idea how truly miserable they’re about to make each other. But, but, when two people know that, and they decide with eyes wide open to face each other and get married anyway, then I don’t think it’s conservative or delusional. I think it’s radical and courageous and very romantic."
I can’t not reblog this anymore, this little dude has so much personality!
(Source: iraffiruse, via thefrogman)
What did those plutocrats think was going to happen?
They really…. Proposed………….. A…….. Q&A?
My gynecologist told me I need to stop eating so many spaghettios. Also to stop making appointments with him because I’m a dude and I dont have a vagina
the next time someone says jesus christ just say “yes?”
My brother has been doing this for like eight years now, that mother fucker is fifteen now. Leave his swag alone.
lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long
Are you retarded. Those are ferrets
NEVER call a person retarded as an insult. that’s a slur and is highly uncalled for. this is a JOKE. these aren’t even my ferrets. if you had taken the time to find out, you would have known that. you need to think before you speak.
Don’t worry girl, some people clearly aren’t perceptive enough to pick up on a simple joke on this all-too-serious site we call tumblr.* Damn. Those of you taking this post literally have a tumblr because??????????????????? It’s so sad that people like dicklover3000 can’t even make silly jokes about rodents, because they would have to spend hours sifting through all the senseless fucks’ who actually took the caption to this photo serious, y’all need to have a seat.
*ay that was sarcasm, just fyi, tumblr isn’t that serious. You know… Just in case that was over your head too.
Shooting up pots while in the shower is actually one of my favorite past times, I’ll have you all know.
(Source: facebook.com, via 666-slut)
I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery
a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves
you dear sir, have changed my life
I don’t see the relevance, shirts aren’t necessary at all ever
Welp. These cavities are no fun anymore, and recently I learned that it IS in fact possible to “regrow” your teeth… Remineralization exists, folks. I always thought it was odd when dentists made it seem like if you had a cavity or some sort of minor oral unrest going on in your situation, that it’s virtually IMPOSSIBLE to improve your oral nightmare without their fluoride cancer paste, root canals, extractions, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean all oral ailments can be solved naturally, as some are more serious than others… But, there have been cases of cavities healing themselves, and optimizing your vitamin d (and supplement with d3, of course… Not that d2 nonsense) and switching to a healthier diet seems to be the root (lol get it) cause of reversed tooth decay. In addition to regularly maintaining dental hygiene.
I haven’t exactly been eating well lately living on a budget, and my fiancées diet is awful. I think it’s time for a change. Not to say that I’m eating hot dogs and ice cream all day, I get my fair share of lean meats, raw vegetables, and fruit… Buuuut I could cut out canola oil, pasteurized milk, ALL processed foods… SpaghettiO’s……………….. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner need to be just as nourishing as my healthy snacks. There’s so many benefits to adapted Paleos diets, the Mediterranean diet, etc… I’m putting in some serious research. I’m going to eat a FUCKLOAD of potatoes this Thursday with my in laws at thanksgiving, and that should conclude my unhealthy phase. Let thanksgiving be like the “going away party” to unhealthy eating habits. Finally.
So I guess I’ll finally use tumblr for something other than looking at art, sex gifs, and silly things. Maybe it will be all that plus a health journey. Hmm that would be cool I guess.